Usually players have 90 minutes to display their skills, here at Whingeing Pom we have given them just 90 seconds in the hot seat to give us an insight into life as a pro footballer.

Full Name
Rory Micheal Fallon

Birthplace  
Gisbourne, New Zealand

Current Club
Plymouth Argyle Football Club

Previous Clubs  
Barnsley, Swindon and Swansea

What is on your ipod at the moment?
Red Hot Chilli Peppers’ new album is getting a lot of play at the moment. I love music, so my collection is very diverse from gospel to metal.

Who is the longest in the shower?
Some of the lads would claim that it was me, but second is Jim Patterson, our left back from Scotland.

Worst dressed player at the club?
We had a lad from Liverpool called Paul Connelly. He was shocking, always wearing his chav tracksuits everyday. Now it’s the two Hungarian lads, Christian Timar and Peter Halmosi. You have to see it to believe it! The gear they wear is frightening.

Will Australia win a World Cup before England?
No

Best Trainer at the club?
Our winger come striker Jamie Mackey. He trains how he plays.

Quickest Player?
Our defender Mat Doumbe from France.

The Joker?
That would be our physio Paul ‘maxy sad-face’ Maxwell. He’s always cracking jokes and loves exaggerating his stories to make them funnier. Jermain Easter does amazing prank calls on players from other teams. He calls himself Tony Jarvis from the Daily Mail. It works every time.

Most Skilful Player?
We had a young lad on loan from Chelsea called Scott Sinclar. He’s one of the best players I’ve seen with a ball at his feet.

Biggest Moaner?
That would be most of the team. The lads love a moan when it comes to running or a double session.

Hard Man?
The big Hungarian Christian Timar. The guy is a nutter. He kicks people for fun in training and he fractured his skull in the last game of the season versus Wolves and he didn’t even complain.

Best Dancer?
I don’t know maybe Jamie Mackey. He’s pretty fly for a white guy.

Worst Dancer?
Mat Doumbe. He thinks he’s class which makes it even better.

Most/Least Intelligent?
Paul Connelly when he was here, but now it’s hard to say.

Worst taste in music?
The Hungarians.They’re into their native gypsy music and it’s the worst music you could imagine.

The most intimidating atmosphere you have experienced playing in?
I’ve played in finals at Cardiff and Premiership clubs, but it’s always the lower league teams that are the most intimidating. You can hear everything, the changing rooms are awful and there’s not much security.

If you were not playing football what would you be up to now??
Working at my shop Idols and Icons with my brother Sean.